Don't read this message!

[Jason<jlsb@ix.netcom.com>]

CALLING ALL LITERARY MINDS!

I am trying to compose a coffee table book on the topic of EXCUSES.  To add an 
original flavor to my project
I am attempting to derive my research entirely from people I come in contact 
with on the Net.
If you have, or know of, any interesting, unique, or even bizarre excuses, and 
would like to participate in this experiment 
in creative literature, please reply to this message with your excuse.  Any 
excuse that is used in the published version will 
receive full literary credit.  Thank you in advance for helping a fellow 
netizen.
Long live free speech!

                                                                 
                                                                 Sincerely 
yours,

                                                                 Jason